This is the sort of wierd stunt that I'd expect Apple to pull. An internet-enabled porta-potty? as if the lines weren't long enough at public events. And what's this about a wireless keyboard? gross. I'm not touching a keyboard that's been on some dude's lap while he sits on the throne. And this thing better either have an internet filter on porn sites, or an industrial-strength internal pressure wash system between users. Preferably both.
UPDATE: via Slashdot, comes the Open-Source alternative: Loo-nix.